I am going to perform liposuction on myself from internet guide….

I found an internet guide ‘how to perform liposuction on yourself safely’. I have prepared as from guide. Attached clean hosepipe to brand new hoover, changed hoover bag for large bell-jar to catch the lipid.I do not think I feel much pain so I not going to bother with pain relief, I have all the equipment to stich myself back up.I have TCP for the antiseptic Is this OK?? The guide says use TCP to prevent infection I just want to check this will be sufice. I will be doing it in about two hours. So any suggestions will be greatly appreciated. Thanks guys
Also guys can I use a small amount of bleach to sterilize the equipment before hand. Thanks again

6 COMMENTS

  1. I served as a field nurse in a plastic surgery conflict in Miami. During that time I learned how to use whiskey and fire to sterilize equipment while we were under attack, but you could use TCP.

    If you jiggle the hose while you are performing the lipo, it will get the more stubborn fat to vacate.

  2. This is a bad idea. Performing this high risk procedure by yourself can cause internal injury and could also resort to death. If you want to lose fat, you have to either work out and eat healthy or if you don’t want to do that go to a licensed doctor who is capable of performing that surgery safely.

  3. Don’t use any. Don’t perform this on yourself. Don’t trust the internet for a medical procedure. Believe me when I say, you will bleed to death or cause serious damage to your internal organs if you do this. You will probably ignore this advice, however, so take this little bit: have someone around you when you do this, so that they can call an ambulance for you and try to stop the bleeding.

    Using a vacuum on yourself? Really?

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